Amazing Mayzie...not so Amazing Rachel...
Know what? Take my car away from me. Honestly...I just don't deserve it.
Now I know what a few of you are thinking..."what pole did she crash it into this time?" "what median did she hit?" "did she finally hit a child? we knew it was coming...". nope. dumber than that stuff. ready for it? ok...so, Daneel and I were going to the Liquor Store (ugly Saturday) and then to Panago which is across the street from the Liquor Store to get our pizza. Well, I had just parked at the Liquor store and remembered that I needed my I.D. out of my wallet. So, I reached down to grab my purse which was on the floor beside Daneel. When I did this, all of the crap in my purse fell onto the floor, and so I had to search around for my wallet. I got it, took out the I.D., closed my LOCKED car door, and proceeded to go into the Liquor Store without my purse because I didn't need it. We got our Bailey's (yeah bitch) and started to walk across the street to Panago. I stopped. I touched my hand to my pocket. I said "Where are my keys?". Daneel looked at me. I looked at Daneel. We both looked at the car. I said "No way, I have to use the remote to lock the car". Daneel said "...I'm going to go run and grab the pizza, you go back into the store to look for your keys. Maybe you left them on the counter". I went to check. No keys. I ran across the street to the Panago, told Daneel this, she looked at me disbelievingly and I ran back to the Liquor Store. Then I ran to my car and looked in the window. I couldn't see my purse. I ran back to Panago and told Daneel again. Neither of us could figure it out. Feeling like an idiot, I called Jay (who was at my house) to come and get us. While Daneel and I sat in Panago eating our pizza and drinking out of the 2 litre bottle of pop, I expected to see Jay coming around the corner to pick us up. I had hoped that we could just drive back with the spare set of keys and that I wouldn't have to tell my Dad this stupidly embarassing story. Guess again. Who comes to the rescue? My dad. Thank God he knows his daughter has a tendancy to be an idiot and he wasn't angry. He just gave me that "Oh Rachel" look, that I am quite used to by the way, and handed me over the spare set of keys. My originals were in my purse on the floor of my car. Honestly. Take the car away. I either crash it or I do dumb shit with it. *sigh*
Oh and Daneel and I can't play Rock Paper Scissors together we discovered. We picked the same one every time. Best out of three? Good luck. It would take hours. (What about McDonald's?). How close are we? 11 minutes? We're there.
This blog is SO long. And I'm tired. I am getting better however...more focused. So you all should be proud.
I love you all.
An out-of-the-blue chat with Evan today was so wonderful, and a surprise phonecall from my Cuff (even though I missed it!!) made my night. Next time we'll actually talk, my dear.
Love feeling!
I'm going to go to bed now.
Just in case you were curious.
Now I know what a few of you are thinking..."what pole did she crash it into this time?" "what median did she hit?" "did she finally hit a child? we knew it was coming...". nope. dumber than that stuff. ready for it? ok...so, Daneel and I were going to the Liquor Store (ugly Saturday) and then to Panago which is across the street from the Liquor Store to get our pizza. Well, I had just parked at the Liquor store and remembered that I needed my I.D. out of my wallet. So, I reached down to grab my purse which was on the floor beside Daneel. When I did this, all of the crap in my purse fell onto the floor, and so I had to search around for my wallet. I got it, took out the I.D., closed my LOCKED car door, and proceeded to go into the Liquor Store without my purse because I didn't need it. We got our Bailey's (yeah bitch) and started to walk across the street to Panago. I stopped. I touched my hand to my pocket. I said "Where are my keys?". Daneel looked at me. I looked at Daneel. We both looked at the car. I said "No way, I have to use the remote to lock the car". Daneel said "...I'm going to go run and grab the pizza, you go back into the store to look for your keys. Maybe you left them on the counter". I went to check. No keys. I ran across the street to the Panago, told Daneel this, she looked at me disbelievingly and I ran back to the Liquor Store. Then I ran to my car and looked in the window. I couldn't see my purse. I ran back to Panago and told Daneel again. Neither of us could figure it out. Feeling like an idiot, I called Jay (who was at my house) to come and get us. While Daneel and I sat in Panago eating our pizza and drinking out of the 2 litre bottle of pop, I expected to see Jay coming around the corner to pick us up. I had hoped that we could just drive back with the spare set of keys and that I wouldn't have to tell my Dad this stupidly embarassing story. Guess again. Who comes to the rescue? My dad. Thank God he knows his daughter has a tendancy to be an idiot and he wasn't angry. He just gave me that "Oh Rachel" look, that I am quite used to by the way, and handed me over the spare set of keys. My originals were in my purse on the floor of my car. Honestly. Take the car away. I either crash it or I do dumb shit with it. *sigh*
Oh and Daneel and I can't play Rock Paper Scissors together we discovered. We picked the same one every time. Best out of three? Good luck. It would take hours. (What about McDonald's?). How close are we? 11 minutes? We're there.
This blog is SO long. And I'm tired. I am getting better however...more focused. So you all should be proud.
I love you all.
An out-of-the-blue chat with Evan today was so wonderful, and a surprise phonecall from my Cuff (even though I missed it!!) made my night. Next time we'll actually talk, my dear.
Love feeling!
I'm going to go to bed now.
Just in case you were curious.
posted by Rae at 11:39 PM
1 Comments:
Sometime before the year is over, we'll actually speak to each other. :)
And since when do you text message? I LOVE it!
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