Seuss On The Loose

This one is for Jay Jay...
I'll see you tonight,
Some steak we will bite,
Here's your blog mention,
I love you,
Goodnight.

What About McDonald's?

This one is for Daneel....

The reason that I did not mention you in my prior blog was simply because the more I mention you, the more I realize you are lacking from my Edmonton home. (a.k.a. you're not effin here). And, the more I realize you are lacking from my Edmonton home (a.k.a. you're not effin here), the more I miss you...if it's possible that I could miss you more. So my dear Turkey Dinner, do not think that I am not thinking about you when I do not mention you in this here Blogger Blogger Thingy Ma Bobber...just remember that I am thinking about you too much to mention you because it brings the harsh reality of your absense to my attention even more feverishly than before.
I love you dearly and I miss you more than you can comprehend.

...I love the world and I love sharing it with you...

First Fight (it makes a friendship stronger)

Wow so Clay and I had our first full out fight today. None of that piddily little crap that people fight about or those tiny mini-fights that we usually have. Nope, a full fledged one. Holy mis-understanding and jumping to conclusions, Batman. Not fun at all. That was not a good way to bring a night to a close. We're fine now, just some bruising and bite marks...oh wait, Clayton...could those have been from BEFORE? (steamroller!!). Anyways, that really sucked, but we're over it now and I feel closer to you. And lord knows we needed to be closer. It's not like "we're one" or anything. I had always told Clayton that we needed to get into a fight because all good friendships have one. Yeah Ray, good call. That really really sucked and I vote for it not happening again.
On the brighter side of life, Cuff is making the long journey HOME tomorrow to see me and my other half and we are so EFFIN excited about it. I can't believe it.
New Year's Eve, bih-chuzzz. Time to get plastered (for some) and to have an awesome party. Good ol' DD. Never wears thin. We'll see how tomorrow plays out.
Love you all. Have a safe new year.

Time Warp

Have you ever noticed that friendships rock? After a good 3 months of being separated from some of my dearest friends, it's as if no time has passed at all. My darling Klo-Bear said today that it's because we're all family. And it's so true. We have all been together, well most of us, since 7th grade (and if we haven't been together for that long, the 2 or 3 years of knowing each other have been spent in Jazz Choir and musicals, so we're attatched at the hip anyways)...and because of that, time doesn't change anything. There's the inital 5 minutes of utter excitement and hugs and kisses, and then it's back to the lame lame jokes, the goofing around and the gossiping. I cannot express how much I love having that in my life; it's such an amazing base to come back to. Even if all of us had some crazy stupid shit happen to us over the course of the 3 months, as soon as we're all back together it's as if nothing bad happened and we're back to our old ways. It definitley feels like home. I love having everyone back with me because I truly miss all of the old Vic days when we were all together all the time. (Isn't it crazy how we never actually got sick of each other? After 6 years?? And the endless days and rehearsals for EVERYTHING together?). It's the best feeling to know that we're all the same when we're around each other. It's the best comfort blanket in the world.
Today was awesome to see everyone again...even though it was SO EFFIN COLD. Toboganning...seriously kids...too cold. I hope that the 29th works out so that we can all get together again. We need as much together time as possible! Welcome home everyone. It most definitley feels like home.
I wish that my Turkey Dinner and my Cuffer could experience all of this too. You need to meet my amazingly wonderful friends. With you two here, everything would be at 110%, and the feeling of being home would be so strong that it would knock me over...in the best way possible. (Cuffer we haven't connected again for what feels like a long time! I miss you!) (Daneel, even though we have connected, I miss you!).
Clayton...I'm already thinking about when you go back. And it's already starting to kill me. Too soon, baby. Way too soon and for way too long. Stupid alcoholism...
I can't believe that everyone's home. I love it.
Welcome back, my dears.

_____ (Drawing a Blank)

Have you ever been in a mood where you need something, yet nothing will suffice? I'm in that mood right now...pretaining to music. I want so much to just put on some music and enjoy it...I have such an urge to dance around right now it's not even funny! Really though, I have this feeling where I just need some good dance music, but I can't find any that will wet my whistle. I've just been blasting Wicked (Aaron...you don't know how amazed I STILL am that you got it) and it was awesome, but I'm done with that now. I put on some JT and that didn't work, I put on the Pathatique - not dance music by any means but gorgeous none the less - but I'm done with the first movement and want to move on. I just need some music. Dinkle I even tried Sarah Slean but I listened to about 30 seconds of "Lucky Me" and turned it off because I wasn't in the mood for it. I have no clue what to listen to but I have such an urge to listen to something. I think I'm mostly out of my teenie-bopper phase. Not totally, but quite a bit. Maybe I just need to find a new musical...I have no clue what the current music scene is like right now because the stupid effin Edmonton radio stations ONLY play shitty-assed 80's music. Yeah, because I really want to listen to OLD Madonna...not that I want to listen to NEW Madonna...just that I don't want to listen to any of it. 80's...bad for hair, music and clothing. (Yay for Ferris Bueller though). Again with the rambling, and Turkey Dinner I'm so glad that you enjoy reading it. I know one person does. Oh and everyone...feel free to post comments on here. I love reading them, since no one emails me. It's almost the same thing I suppose. Wow, these blogs just don't give up.
Thank you for the phone calls today, Dinkle. I love hearing from you.
I hope that everyone's Christmastime (odd that it's one word but it is) was wonderful, and still IS wonderful. I'm so thrilled that so many of my friends are home to enjoy the holidays. It will be great to see you all very soon. Today, however, I slept until 3:30pm, woke up, ate, watched TV, ate, ate, ate, opened ROTK Special Edition (though I didn't watch it because Evan and I are having a lazy-eat-pizza-and-veg-out day to watch it...quality Evan/Rachel time and I'm very much looking forward to it), then ate some more and was on the phone, on MSN and now blogging. Yep, I'm awesome. Oh and I showed my fam the amazing pictures from my holiday. Everyone should see them. They're hilarious. The videos especially.
That's all for tonight. Feel free to post something on here.
Love you all.
See some of you soon!!

I think the Hojew will go put on some Hoja.

I'm Baaack!

Me oh my. What a shocker. From tanning on the beach yesterday (yeah bih-chuzz that's right...my christmas eve was spent basking in the sun and walking along the water), to an effin snow storm today. Well not really a snow storm, but snow none the less. I must admit, it did not feel at all like it was anywhere close to being christmas down in sunny sunny Florida. I'm glad to be home to see the family, but we had the most amazing time. I could try and write down everything but I'm really super lazy because I was up at 3:00am Edmonton time today (which was 5:00 Florida time) to catch our flight. Such a long long day. But ended with a WONDERFUL christmas dinner, presents and awesome phone calls. I miss(ed) you all for sure, but hey, I was in Florida with Clayton. C'mon fuckers that's effin awesome. I hate this snow. And for all of you that complain about Edmonton being dry...I totally sympathyze. I need water and lip balm.
I'm so sorry that I scared Turkey Dinner and my Cuffer with the lack of communication, even though I sent you both text messages almost everyday. Thank you so much for being so concerned though...I just wish I hadn't scared you. Totally unintentional. I miss you both. And I know that I just called everyone "fuckers" a few lines back, but you're not "fuckers". You're MY "bih-chuzz". Come to think of it, none of my friends are "fuckers"...it's just really fun to say. Holy crap so much swearing these past 8 days...it'll be hard to get out of that. So many rude comments, dirty DIRTY jokes (Cuff they made our sexual inuendo conversations look like a PG movie), and of course...Christmas Carol Mad Libs. Can I just say *to the tune of Deck The Halls*

Fornicate the halls with boughs of vaginas.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la-la
'Tis the penis to be licked.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la-la
Don we now our horny apparel.
Fa-la-la la-la-la la la la.
Thrust the ancient bloody carol.
Fa-la-la-la-la la-la la-la.

MAN I love Christmas. Yep, that's what Clay, Mr. Cable and I did on the flight home. We got this awesome Mad Libs book that was all Christmas Carols and we made them quite...interesting. (Who does Mad Libs in a clean way anyways?). One more? Ok since you asked. This is to the tune of Silver Bells...

Fucking sidewalks, cocky sidewalks,
Dressed in holiday cocks.
In the air there's a feeling of balls.
Children farting, people bleeding
Meeting condom after fingernail.
And on every street corner, you stroke.
Silver fucks, silver fucks,
It's Christmastime in my pants.
Ring-a-ling, hear them thrust,
Soon it will be Christmas Day!

Yep. Gotta love adjectives, nouns and verbs. Look at the gold you can come up with.
Wow this is a long blog. Can you handle it? I think so.
Ok quickly summing up some highlights from the trip...first of all, seeing Clayton and Bruce of course, then there was the near death experience when a mini-van came flying through the air towards us when we were on the highway to Orlando (yep. no joke. it must have hit something on the other side of the road. there were two lanes going one way, then a grass partitian area and then two lanes going the other way. we were all looking at bruce's phone and then all of a sudden he looked up, yelled "holy shit!", clay and i looked up, saw a mini-van spinning through the air, coming directly at my window, we swirved, the mini-van seriously flew overtop of our car and then crashed in the ditch beside us. yeah. welcome to disney-fucking-world. i just really hope that the people are ok.), we got lost everywhere we went which was hilarious, oh clay and I were without luggage for the first 3 days of our trip...that was great...nothing I like more than spending my American money on items that I already own...a bit redundant...we got into all 4 disney parks for free, we rocked the Tower Of Terror (omg it kicks ass) and of course my favorite ride of all time, Splash Mountain (as soon as we got the the Magic Kingdom I made a bee-line straight for it. man I love that ride), and then the spending stupid amounts of money in Abercrombie and Fitch, not finding nearly enough christmas presents for everyone, not to mention not having nearly enough money to spend on everyone...and that's all I can think of because the days were just so jam packed and wonderful that I would seriously have to list every moment of every day as a highlight. What an awesome Christmas vacation.
Ok I'm really sorry that this has gone on for so so long. I'm done for now, until I remember more stuff.
Clayton, I love you, our friendship is like Alcoholism...
Dinkle, I love you and miss you my dear.
Cuffer, I'll see you soon (omg), I miss you and I love you.
Check, I'll see you soon TOO and I am so SO jealous...Wicked...actually SEEING it....I can't believe how lucky you are. "Think of what we could schmldoo. Together".
Balzer, I haven't talked to you in so long! I hope you're having a great time at home. Miss you!
Jay Jay, I missed you!! Huzzah for seeing you soon. I love you!

Happy belated-Hanukkah.
Merry Christmas.
Happy Kwanzah!
Hell.....Merry Christmahanakwanzakah everyone!

Leaving On A Jet Plane...

Alright, one final Edmonton blog. With my Dee sitting right beside me and my open suitcase on the floor, with random CD's strewn (good word rachel) across my bed....time to header.
Please write me emails, comment on my blog...do anything to keep in touch. It won't be that long but I want to hear from all of my sweet ones.
I love you all.
See you when I get back...with a TAN.
Bih-chuzzzz.

I love you Pumpernickle.
Hey best friend, dragon breath and Balz-uh-er.

Party in the club where the heat is on, all night on the beach till the break of dawn...Welcome to Miami...

I Really Can't Stay, I've Got To Go Away....

I had wanted to blog last night, but was much too tired, much too worried about today and much too numb to write anything. Numb happens when I'm tired. But I'm sure not numb now.
Saying "goodbye"...or "see you soon" to the boys is always so hard for me. Especially this time. This was the best Hanukkah, the best few days before Hanukkah, hell, the best 10 days ever. I can't thank you boys enough for going to so much trouble to make these past days so perfect. And what a kick-off, huh? Best surprise ever. Followed by wonderful dinners, wonderful songs, smashing hands into fences, Harry Potter with Malfoy talking a mile a minute ("sfkja;sdljsoifjPOTTER"), a kick ass St. Albert concert ("shut up you're 4") (Daneel we're never driving in St. Albert again) and...well I'm sure everyone can get the point from my other blogs. But, last night was another amazing night.
Balzer, I'm SO looking forward to that crazy mushy pillow when I get back from my trip (way to go with the clever disguise, using one of the pillows from downstairs. I had NO clue what the hell that huge present was when it was all wrapped up. I love it).
The most gorgeous song (played about 10 times last night but worth it every time) was truly the best gift you could give, Aaron, and the recording will make it complete. It means so much to both me and Daneel that you would go to all of the trouble to learn that and to make it even more personal (...until Alberta comes...). Thank you so much. I can't wait until the recording. (But I have the first videos documented...time and time again...).
Cuffer...holy hell. A little back-story for those of you who don't know... I am the offical Hojew. AND I HAVE AN EFFIN SHIRT TO PROVE IT. I can't get over how hilarious and effin awesome that present is. Honestly. Every time I look at it I start laughing. Haha, I feel so loved. It's hands down the best shirt EVER and every time that I wear it I'll think of you! (Ha, like I don't do enough of that already).
Check, I'll see you on the 3rd! As for Cuffer and Balzer, it'd better as hell be some time in January.
I leave for Toronto in some hours. It's weird that I can count it in hours now, rather than days. I don't think it's hit me yet. But it will, when I see a certain Friendly Giant waiting for me at the airport.
I'll do a little blog quickly tomorrow before I leave.
(Hey best friend. I can't say that TO you anymore....well, for a while...hurry home, damn it! Oh and thanks for the pity-comment! I hadn't got a comment in so long. Love it!).

Thanks for such a rockin' Hanukkah.

Nes Gadol Hayah Sham
"A Great Miracle Happened Here"....

Happy Mediant! (Effin theory. It won't go away).

Reading over my blogs, I discovered that I don't really have all that much to say, other than thanking everyone for making my days so amazing. That is important, of course, but other than that, I have nothing prophetic or really all that important to say. I was reading over Dinkle's blogs and they are a lot deeper than mine, and reading over Cuff's blogs I realized that his are all about his travels (as well as Jess, Dinkle and myself!). But I don't travel, I don't have prophetic sayings...I don't really even have any problems at the moment. I'm just "being" as I like to call it, though everyone thinks I look depressed whenever I'm in that state. But I'm not. Maybe I just have a sad face or something. Who knows. Anyways, these things are more "blabbing" than anything on my part. I've been tired lately, yes, but so content it's not even funny. School is the most amazing experience ever, and my friends just make me so filled with joy and love and laughter that nothing can be wrong in my life, or if something is wrong, it doesn't stay wrong for very long because there's always someone there to cheer me up. It honestly feels like smooth sailing...for now anyways. Finals are coming up and I'm starting to realize how much work I need to do, but also needing to spend time with my 3 guys before I up and leave and I don't see them again for who knows how long. Both are so important to me (the studying and my surprise visitors...best thing to ever happen...honestly. Gah). I don't know, I wish I had something more profound or interesting to say. But it's Hanukkah, I got a camera so the pictures and the videos will live again, and I'm completely "being". And I'm fine with that. More than fine...I'm almost floating. But I might need to come down in the next few days to get some reading done and some studying done as well. But boys, I'm seeing you as much as absolutely possible. Don't even suggest that I go home and study because I won't be able to see you for a randomly unknown amount of time. (And Daneel gets a whole month with you boys so I'm squeezing in as much Rachel time as you can handle).

*muah* Daneel.
love love, Clay (darling....6 days)
to the best surprise in the world...(that I will never get over)...I love you boys.
Happy 3rd night, everyone. (Mediant because it's number 3 out of 8 nights...like a scale of Hanukkah).

I like latkes.....

"Get OUT!"

A crazy day at school ended by a wonderful evening.
My alarm clock was very stupid today and after I hit snooze a couple of times, I fell back asleep (of course). Then, somehow, I woke up and I looked at the clock which now said 1:38pm and the alarm was set for 12:00pm. Well, I looked at the clock and freaked, ran downstairs, only to discover that it was actually 9:10am and that I had 5 minutes to get to school. Well, I was half an hour late and then had to do my movement project, which went quite well. Lots of dancing today, lots of singing, tons of fun. (Jay I hardly saw you all day. What's up with that?).
A lovely evening again tonight, thanks to my Turkey Dinner, Cuff, Check and Balzer. Just lying on the floor watching Seinfeld under a quilt with a sickly Cuffer, having Daneel create our stupid time signature and rests, and having such a wonderful talk with Check (I'm so glad we got to talk, it feels like way too long since that's happened) made this night so awesome. Thank you for an awesome second night of Hanukkah! Work on the dreidles, and I'll work on the cards.

*muah*
I'd better not get sick....as I sneeze...piss...

..."I Like Latkes!!"...

If there was a better way to spend a night, I'd like to know it.
A warm, WARM fire, warm hugs, comfortable silences, loving glances, sweet ones, beautiful memories, beautiful songs, an amazing Hanukkah experience.

"Hey best friend"......I can look you in the eyes and say that now. How effin lucky am I?

Happy Hanukkah, everyone.

Home

It's way earlier than usual. I can't believe I'm blogging.

I'm still in disbelief that yesterday truly happened and that I got to spend more hours with my surprise visitors today...and will tomorrow...and the next day...and the next...

Car ride...
Sarah Slean..."...want to take you home.."
Cuffer..."we ARE home"
Rachel...*melting heart*

I still can't believe how lucky I am. It's impossible for a girl to be this lucky.

Short blog. I'm exhausted. And my heart is full.

Tomorrow's Hanukkah, bih-chuzz.
Just in case you wanted to buy me a present.
Or wish me a Happy Hanukkah.
Or if you were curious.

Shaken, Not Stirred...

I just....

I effin just....

I'm completely speechless. I'm slowly, slowly going through spurts of realization of what happened tonight. There was the jaw-dropped-astonished phase, the shaking phase, the first realization followed by a very teary hug phase, the disbelief again phase, the shaking of the head phase, the teary eyed phase (identical to cuff's over the webcam), the I-have-no-emotions-because-I'm-flabbergasted phase, the staring-at-cuffer-sitting-in-the-passenger-seat phase, more shaking of the head phase, the Boston-Pizza-sitting-beside-my-effin-cuffer phase, the hugs goodbye until TOMORROW phase, the air-kiss goodbye phase, the drive-home-"how-am-i-so-lucky?" phase, concluded by the sitting-at-the-computer-with-my-heart-so-full-it-could-burst phase. All of those phases had many MANY hugs within them, many glances, many smiles, many little affections that are priceless...I am utterly dumb-struck. I have no clue what to say. It hasn't completely hit me yet that I have had the ultimate best surprise of my life happen to me tonight. There have been daydreams of some such occurrance happening (I haven't told you this Cuff, but there have) and this was honestly a dream come true. Words cannot describe how I'm feeling right now.
This day will live forever.
So much love.
I can't.....
God....honestly......no words.


This was the most special night of my life.
Just in case you were curious.
....Platinum.....

Oh Yes, And Blogger, One More Thing...

I saw Marion Bridge tonight. SO good.

Today was awesome, tons of driving to Haps, to one Denny's, to Red Robbin's and then to the final Denny's and then to get gas. What a break! We're lucky we had enough time to eat brunch. Stupid snow. Go away.

The girl at Denny's spelled my name like so...Raichal. No joke. I saw it on the list. Yep, retarded. But that's ok. She'll just eat a pancake and her day will be alright.
I had bacon today. SOOOO GOOD. *mmmmmm pork*

That was more than one thing.
Just in case you were curious.

TAITH POOST!!!!

Cuffer and Turkey Dinner Are PLATINUM!

How's that, bih-chuzzz??

Don't feel that you're silver. You could never be silver. You are the color of silver...that's why I got confused. But no...you are platiunum. And even though it is hard for the naked eye to spot the difference between Silver, White Gold and Platinum, the one who beholds the Platinum knows its true value and therefore loves it more than Silver (which tarnishes...much like lame new friendships. Not the good ones).

I like juice.
I like Platinum.
Cuff and Daneel,
are truly happenin'.

(Hey best friend) (HEY IT'S 7 DAYS EGG NOGGEN!) (That's your new nickname. I just came up with it. It's like I'm calling you an egg, and an egg-head. But said it a much wittier way. Proud? Good. *muah*)

Turkey Dinner is here.
(And Ray is a Free-Buffet)
Just in case you were curious.

Make new friends but cherish the old, for one is silver, the other gold.

Now I'm curious....

Extreme Herbal Mint...(10 days! AND 2 Weeks!)

So, Safeway is not such an excellent choice when attempting to find a dinner to go. We had gone there today, attempting to get some Sushi (for me) and some sort of food that wasn't a Sub (for Turkey-Dinner), and were shit outta luck. BUT, I got some toothpaste and some chocolate "bells" for christmas, which were MUCH better in my childhood, I remember. I think that these were just the cheap Christmas Chocolate Bells because they really did not taste as good as they did when I was little. Now I'm not talking about the ones with caramel in the middle (yuck) or the ones with peanuts or anything else, just plain chocolate bells. They're small and in colored tin-foil wrapping. If anyone can find good and tasty Christmas Chocolate Bells, please let me know. I haven't been able to find them for years. Anyways...so this toothpaste is the new Whitening Expressions kind (you know the one that Emeril advertises...*BAM*) and it's really cool. I just used it and I feel refreshed. Wow, what a compelling and utterly fufilling paragraph to read. Good thing you're all friends with me huh? Look at the gold you get to read every night. I'm either crashing my car or eating. Or both. That will happen. I can almost guarantee it.
So I noticed that I haven't mentioned Clay in one of my blogs for a while. That's because I don't know when you read them anymore, silly goof. (OMG LESS THAN 2 WEEKS). I hope that you didn't get too drunk today (for those of you who I haven't told this to, Clayton called me at 1:00pm my time saying that he had been drinking since 1:00pm HIS time, which is 2 hours beforehand. Yep, a good use of time in Ontario). But dear, if you do read this, LOVE LOVE.

(Hey best friend. Thanks for the phone call. We actually connected. Odd, huh?)

(Hey Turkey Dinner Pickle Juice)

Want to know about my day?
Too effin bad.
I'm tired.
Leave me alone.
Just in case you were curious.

Holy Over-Reacting, Batman!

Alright people. Now I know that quite a few of you out there think that blogs are dumb and a waste of time and that people should just have a journal instead. Fine and dandy. Not a problem. But c'mon...you don't HAVE to read them! If they annoy you THAT much then the solution is quite simple, to me anyways, it might be more difficult to you...here it is though just to help you out...don't log on to people's blogs if you're only going to complain later on that they're stupid. Really. Is that so difficult? I didn't think so. No one is forcing you to read them so it's pretty lame if you just sit around and bitch about them all day. Don't agree with them, fine by me. Just don't complain...it's really annoying being harped on for something as harmless as a blog. Holy Over-Reacting, Batman! (Were you waiting for me to say that? See, whenever I watch a movie, or see a play, I ALWAYS wait for someone to say the title of the movie or play. Yeah, it's kind of lame, but it just ties it all together so wonderfully stupidly I think. Note to those of you who are out there and wishing to create something in the acting world...please put the name of your piece somewhere in the script. It really makes me smile. It's so lame, and so predictable, and the person seeing the show really doesn't need to be reminded of it's title, because they can usually get the just of it while they're watching it. But really. It's just wonderfully lame. Idunno just something fun to throw in there). Cuffer, are you reading this and disecting my punctuation, my little English tutor? Haha...I know I sure am. And I'm enjoying all of the fragment sentences...and the "dot dot dot"s...it makes it more personal I think....do you? I do. Haha look I'm witty....I just used the dots and the fragments to make my point. Funny huh? *sigh* It's late.
Alright, so, in closing, don't bitch about blogs, put the title of your movie or play somewhere within the script, always go to English class (or listen to my Cuffer) to learn about punctuation and always proof read to see if you any words out.