Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays

Now picture this if you will...
A Christmas card (are you with me so far?) with a Grandma sitting in her living room, her tree all decorated behind her. She is sitting in a huge chair with her grandchildren sitting infront of her. She is reading a book aloud. She says:

"...and Mama in her ketchup and I in my cap, had just simmered down for a long-winded crap..."

The inside of the Christmas card says:

"The longer Grandma waited to update her eyeglass prescription, the more entertaining the annual Christmas story became".



Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy Chanukkah.
Jay and I decorated the tree.
Just in case you were curious.

2 Comments:

Blogger Leah Wilburn said...

Happy Chanukkah Darling!! Miss you and just wanted to say hi! Hopefully I will see you on New Years! Take care and see you soon. Love and hugs, Leah

6:42 PM  
Blogger Leah Wilburn said...

I would be very interrested in actually reading that card, 'cause that's AWESOME.

So I was going to say something about Christmachannukwanzakah, but I didn't know whether to write 'Merry' or 'Happy'.

So...

Hairy Christmachannukwanzakah!!

12:39 PM  

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